My First Testimonial

Received my first orkut testimonial yesterday written by a Neon, a dear friend. It was both surprising and revealing. So, I thought I'll put it here:

I do hereby testify that:

Sankalp is NOT
- A good person by heart, nature, character, and whatever else should/could/would be the criteria.

Hey! What the hell? And I always thought that I'm the nicest person on earth.

- A person you should be looking for help/suggestions/condolence when you're heartbroken or depressed. If you ever commit such insanity, he would probably urge you to commit suicide or 'find your damn solace in dope, not me!'

Alright, I do find it a little difficult to come up with the exact soothing words to symmpathise with people. But this point is greatly exxagerated. So, if I ever respond coldly when you come to me in such a situation, then please know that it doesn't mean I don't understand your feelings.

- A Fat Admirer.

Come on! I have so many friends with that extra pound of fat. Neon himself is an example. I don't admire fat, but I have nothing against fat fellows. I think they are the most cheerful bunch around.

- An occasional smoker, drunkard and liar.

True. I don't lie often, I don't like smoking, and I just took my first step on the 3rd front, a few days back.

- A "Ok-your-blog-is-better-than-mine" acceptor.

I will never accept that Neon's blog is better than mine. Because it isn't.

- A drug addict, homosexual, Bisexual, or anything-that-you-should-be-afraid-of-sexual.

True again. No drugs and I'm perfectly heterosexual.

And;

Sankalp is:
- An intelligent geek.

I would love believe that I'm intelligent. But I'm not a geek. No way.

- A mature person with very high IQ (just 4 points ahead of me).

Mature? Dont know. Maybe I am. But I don't think so.
The IQ, well, I think he changed 'average' to 'very high' because I was 4 points ahead of him.

- An honest, and considerably modest, sane soul who believes in being himself.

Honest, quite true.
I shouldn't comment on the modest part.
Sane? Nah!
Staunch supporter of the 'Be Yourself' philosophy and the greatest fan of the song by the same title.

- An optimum and live proof of the hypothesis "some distinct variety of babes prefer bald heads to khaandani tummies."

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Sealed and Signed
***** ******.
(Neon Zamboski)